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Does drinking alcohol with a straw get u drunk faster?
I was at a halloween party once and I was wearing a mask because it was a mask party. I wanted to drink alcohol but did not want to remove the mask so I used a straw. I noticed that I got drunk faster. Was it because of the straw?
Believe it or not, by drinking alcohol through a straw, you are recieving larger quanties of alcohol into your system quicker. Because it's a small lot, it doesn't dispate inside your mouth, and instead goes to your stomach quickly. So yes, drinking alcohol with a straw does get you drunk quicker. (pretty cheap way of getting drunk)
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